Reading a blog can be great, but it can be even better when it’s a subject that is one you find particularly interesting or personal. So here is your chance, tell Haycomet what you want her to write. All ideas will be considered and you will be given credit at the beginning of the blog.*

*Here’s the fine print.  Well, it’s the same size as the above text, but you know what I mean.  Here, let me make it italicized to drive the point home further.  Here we go…

Under no circumstances will you be paid or compensated for your ideas in any way. You will not get money if your ideas are used. You will get thanked. You will have your name (the name that you put in the comments field) mentioned at the top of Haycomet’s blog if she uses your idea. No money. No travelers checks. No gift cards, not even re-gifted gift cards that are for a place that Haycomet doesn’t like. Nothing will be deposited into your PayPal account. She will not name any of her children after you. She will not name any of her pets after you. She will not include you in her will. You will not be given a totally cool trophy or plaque with your name on it. You will not be given a totally cool trophy or plaque without your name on it. You will be given nothing. You will not be given anything.

Providing ideas for Haycomet may have side effects including but not limited to: a smile, the satisfaction of knowing you helped someone, nausea (because nausea always has to be included as a side effect), muscle spasms, carpal tunnel syndrome (if your ideas are really really long), a tickle in the back of your throat, a need to read some of Haycomet’s cheesy yet witty puns.

Please note: Haycomet appreciates your donation of ideas. The fact that you are reading this at all thrills her to no end.  If you go as far as taking the time to add your suggestions in the comments field below, she may even start to hyperventilate.  It’s okay.  She has a brown bag and an inhaler on stand-by.